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主题：每日视频元旦版：我想在床上大便（lol）(1.3)
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The Italian man who went to Malta
(Malta’s Best Restaurant )
I wanna 2 pieces of toast（面包片）, I want 2 piece
(与I want to piss读音相近，意思是我想小便)
Go to the toilet（洗手间）
You no understand, I want 2 piece on the my plate
You better not piss（小便） on the plate, you son of a b*tch（bitch）!（相当于汉语的“你这个*娘养的”）
Son of a beach(海滩)? I want a fork（叉子）
Everybody wanna f*ck(fuck)
You no understand, I wanna fork on the table
You better not f*ck on the table you son of a b*tch!
(Malta’s one and only Hotel)
Call the manager, I’m telle him, I wanna sheet（床单，被褥等）（与shit读音相近，意思是大便）
Go to the toilet
You no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed
You better not shit on the bed, you son of a b*tch!
(Check Out Counter)总台
Peace on you（祝福语：类似于God bless you）
Piss on you too, you son of a beach! I’m going back to Italia!
(意大利人以为这些是马耳他人的口头禅，所以在这用上)
视频要领：
I want 2 piece on the my plate= I want to piss on the my plate
在我盘子里放两块面包片=我想在盘子里解小便
I wanna fork on the table= I wanna fuck on the table
我的桌子上缺一个叉子=我就想在这张桌子上干那事
I wanna sheet on my bed=I wanna shit on my bed
我需要一张床单=我想在床上大便
最后由 fushoubing 于 2009-01-03 12:19:17编辑 |
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