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He will be six months old next Wednesday!

IN THE SCHOOL I HAVE HEARD.

oh ,my god ,what is it
a perfect son

    just a baby.

yes, he have a prefect baby

i guess you really do have the perfect son.
he is 6 months old  next wednesday

i have the perfect son.
he will be six months old next Wednesday....下周三他就六个月大了.

Perfect son
A:I have the perfect son
B:Does he smoke?
A:No he doesn"t
B:Does he drink whiskey?
A:No he doesn"t
B:Does he ever come home late?
A:No,he doesn"t
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son
  How old is he?
A:He will be six months old next wednesday.

         Happy every day
A big head

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one - use you hat."

　　大脑袋

　　“所有的小朋友都拿我取乐，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

　　“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去到店里买10磅土豆来。”

　　“兜子在哪呢？”

　　“我没有兜子——就用你的帽子吧。”

     
         Perfect      Son

  A :I have the perfect son.
  B:Does he smoke?
  A:No, he doesn't.
  B:Does he drink whiskey?
  A:No, he doesn't.
  B:Does he ever come home late?
  A:No, he doesn't.
  B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.
  How old is he?
  A:He will be six months old next Wednesday

  完美儿子

A:我有一个完美的儿子。
B:他抽烟吗？
A:不，不抽。
B:他喝威士忌吗？
A:不，他不喝。
B:那他回家晚吗？
A:不，不会。
B:我想你确实有一个完美的儿子。他多大了？

A:下周三他就六个月大了。

happy every day       天天快乐
One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every

unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause

children.

后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。
″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk？

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you

forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to

learn？

学的越多,知道的越多；知道的越多,忘记的越多；忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什

么学来着？    (第0000 0001号）

he he he he he ~~~~~fun

haha. smart mother/father

perfect son,
lovely babay

perfect son

so so la!