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主题:每日一笑: 你是正常人吗?(08.06)

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Are you a normal person?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ...,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the            spoon or the teacup."  
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

你是正常人吗?

参观一所精神病院的时候一个参观者问院长,“你们是用什么标准来决定一个人是否应该被关进精神病院呢?”
“呃… …”院长说,“是这样,我们先给一个浴缸放满水,然后我们给病人一个调茶匙,一个茶杯和一个水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。”
“噢,我明白了”, 参观者说。“一个正常人会选择水桶, 因为水桶比茶匙,茶杯的体积大。”
“错了”,“院长回答”“正常人会把浴缸塞子拔掉”。

注意啦:大家注意到每天都有发一个FUNNY PICTURE 么?
其实每天的图片也都是ZORA精选的说, 请大家留言用一句话描述每天FUNNY PICTURE的意思?展现你的幽默感,(画中皆有提示)中英皆可,英语为佳!



[FUNNY PICTURE]幽默集锦
【HEYLADY】It affords the pressure much more than other bikes do,so it's really a good bike。
【沙瀑唔爱罗】"ABC"bike-Never afraid “Tires deflated", it made in China~~
最后由 zora_yang 于 2009-08-06 21:48:26编辑
楼主 Date: 2009-08-06 08:59:03

Are you a normal person?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ...,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the            spoon or the teacup."  
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."



good bike ?
no,poor bike.冏
沙发 Date: 2009-08-06 09:03:02
帖主对此回复很满意,所以奖励 5 积分给heylady
It affords the pressure much more than other bikes do,so it's really a good bike憨笑
板凳 Date: 2009-08-06 09:05:36
mental asylum
4 Date: 2009-08-06 09:15:08
冏 ,老抢不到上头的。
5 Date: 2009-08-06 09:15:59
The director is just wrong guiding.晕
6 Date: 2009-08-06 09:20:58
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Finally,I find the best "bike"-never has a flat tire.
7 Date: 2009-08-06 09:30:54
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
冏 冏
it's really funny
8 Date: 2009-08-06 09:31:47
晕
9 Date: 2009-08-06 09:43:36
would pull the plug....hehe....
i am afraid of the bike....
10 Date: 2009-08-06 09:47:32
the bike,
11 Date: 2009-08-06 09:51:00
made in China
12 Date: 2009-08-06 09:51:23
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Ad~

"ABC"bike-Never afraid “Tires deflated", it made in China~~顶 顶
13 Date: 2009-08-06 09:59:11
what a strong bike!
14 Date: 2009-08-06 11:09:26
yeah~流汗 流汗
15 Date: 2009-08-06 11:12:18
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Are you a normal person?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ...,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup,
and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is
larger than the spoon or the teacup."  
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

你是正常人吗?

        参观一所精神病院的时候一个参观者问院长,“你们是用什么标准来决定一个人是否应该被关进精神病院呢?”
        “呃… …”院长说,“是这样,我们先给一个浴缸放满水,然后我们给病人一个调茶匙,一个茶杯和一个水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。”
        “噢,我明白了”, 参观者说。“一个正常人会选择水桶, 因为水桶比茶匙,茶杯的体积大。”
       “错了,”院长回答,“正常人会把浴缸塞子拔掉。”

Haha! Such a large man is riding on this small motorcycle! It IS a very strong motorcyle.
最后由 dwg2007 于 2009-08-06 11:49:19编辑
16 Date: 2009-08-06 11:44:06
Haha~~~it's very funny~~~
17 Date: 2009-08-06 11:47:04
搞怪 搞怪 搞怪 小车车 大肥仔 interesting
18 Date: 2009-08-06 12:02:13
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Haha, the visitor was not a normal person, becuase "A normal person would pull the plug."
憨笑 憨笑 憨笑
The bike is from China; The man is from the USA.
酷
19 Date: 2009-08-06 12:20:58
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I'm so worry about the bike!
How can it to bear that fat guy?
Unless it Made in china!
20 Date: 2009-08-06 12:26:21
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21 Date: 2009-08-06 12:40:08
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