主题：每日一笑：开张大吉 （9.03）

erased the "c" in the word "class" is lass
erased the "c" in the word "lass" is ass

Haha ,The professor is so humorous! The foolish boy!,Don't teach the fish to swim!

so clever is the professor!

I've come to activate your phone lines
i've come to activate your phone lines
最后由 fairylin 于 2009-09-03 09:51:22编辑

Class, Lass and Ass课堂，女孩和驴
    Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."汤姆教授正打算第二天和他的学生见面，所以他写了在了黑板上，读起来是这样的：“ 汤姆教授明天要见学生。”
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
一个学生偶然看到读过布告后想展示一下他的幽默感，走上去并把“class”中的字母“c”去掉。教授注意到了笑声，转身走了回来，看着学生，让偶注意到“c”被去掉了--平静的走过去并把“lass”中的字母“l”也去掉了，回头看了看目瞪口呆的学生，就走了。

Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had
it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to
pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant
commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

　　一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室,办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。这天,这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着,他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板, 这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖, 张嘴就是三、五个亿, 闭嘴就说一切搞定、没问题! 好不容易电话“打”完, 挂上听筒, 年轻人问进来的那人,“您有事吗?”那人说,“有事, 我是来给你开通电话的。”

今日作业：
Class, Lass and Ass
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some
words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class
tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the
notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the
laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with
the "c" erased -- calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the
flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
最后由 dwg2007 于 2009-09-03 11:29:16编辑

Do not teach fish to swim (别班门弄斧).
The students finally became the victims of this practical joke.

haha,the man is so funny

I think the professor should be proud of the humor of both the student and himself!

finially i found the real joke.

Class, Lass and Ass(教室，姑娘和笨蛋）
    Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
汤姆教授隔天要去家访学生，所以他在黑板上面写了这些：“汤姆教授明天将要家访班级。”有一个学生，看完通知的时候，他抓住时机表现他的幽默感，走上前把CLASS中的字母“C”删掉。教授听到了笑声，转身过来，走回来，看他的学生，然后看到了通知中的“C”被删掉了，他冷静的走回去把“LASS”中的"l"删掉了。看着目瞪口呆的学生，他继续走他的路。

                  

Class, Lass and Ass
课堂，少女和驴
    Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
汤姆教授想第二天看到他的学生们，因此他在黑板上写了以下这些字：“汤姆教授将在明天看到同学们。”， 一个学生正在找机会展示他的幽默细胞，因此他走上前擦去了“class”里边的“c”，教授正在到处巡视，听到笑声，他转回来，看着学生们，然后看着被擦去了“c”的通告，他走上前去擦掉了”lass“里边的“l"，然后看着目瞪口呆的学生们，继续巡视。

下次能不能不要用绿色，看得我眼睛都快掉了~

a young businessman had just started his own firm.he rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.sitting here. he saw a man come in to the outer office. wishing to apear the hot shot.the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend  he had a big deal working, he threw huge figures around and made gaint commitments.finally he hung up and asked the vistor."can i help you".the man said"yeah,i've come to activate your phone lines."
a yong businessman had just started his own firm.he rented a beautiful and had it furnished  with antiques.sitt there.he saw a man come in to the outer office. wishing to apear the hot shot.the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
he shrew huge figures around and made gaint commitment.finally he hung up and asked the vistor."can i help you?"the man said:"yeah,i 've come to activate your phone lines."

Class, Lass and Ass
    Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
班级，女孩，驴子
教授汤姆明天将要去见他的学生，于是，他在黑板上留下通知：明天汤姆教授将来这个班级。一个学生看到通知后，觉得这是一个展示他的幽默感的好机会，就走上前擦掉了单词'class’中的字母c。教授听到笑声，转回来，看到那个学生，很快发觉字母c被擦去了。他从容地走上前擦去了单词'lass'中的字母c，看了下那个目瞪口呆的学生，然后走开了。